Once upon a time when we were going to preschool, the car almost came off going to Landry's. I was in Lukus's car, and she said "what are we going to do?" and I said "Let's say a prayer."  Then, when we started driving again the car came back on the road.

Here's another story.

One day when it was Christmas Eve, I goed home, and it was time to go to sleep, then I woke up and I yelled to everybody, IT'S CHRISTMAS!  and then we putted on our Christmas jammies, and when I opened my presents, I saw my own camera, and my own drum, and my own NUTCRACKER!  The drum, there's a honker on it, and whenever you tap once it will make a little light, and if you tap hard it makes a big light, a very big light!

Here's another story:

Once upon a time it was Halloweeh, and we goed to Grandma Raspberry's and we were having fun, and she gave us treats, and then we goed, oh oh oh oh oh I need to tell you something.  On Halloween I fegotted that I had school and I was going to get bored, but when I got inside there were cookies to make, and poison stew to make out of just candy, well it was awesome fun.  The funnest of all times we getted to make our own spider. We had to put our hands out like one hand five and one hand the other way that looked the same way but on top, and guess what, this is going to be so way fun, then you getted to cut like holes and make your own spider web through it. It was funner at carpet, do you know why?  It is because whenever we have to sit at the carpet on Halloween she throws out candy and candy and candy!  And we all got some, even me.